if u don’t like girls with stretch marks think abt how many stretch marks u gave ur mother when she carried u in her womb for 9 months and how none of them were worth it cus ur a piece of shit lol
raccoons are curious and extremely tactile animals so if you go camping in the US and forget to zip your tent flap, you make wake up suddenly in the middle of the night to find tiny hands running sensually though your hair.
BUNJY WHY.
:)
SENSUAL TOUCH
I HAD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!!
i was camping in florida. i fell asleep outside (bad idea). it was around two in the morning when a small hand grabbed onto my toe. at the time, my younger sister was very young, so i thought it was her tiny little hands that were now pulling on my toe. i told her to go back to sleep and rolled over. then, i feel a small hand gently caress my hair. now, i reached up to push her away, and felt FUR. i was immediately awake. i look up and grab my flashlight and i am completely surrounded by these gremlins. they’re eyes reflecting the light back at me like a swarm of demons. i am not ashamed to say that i scream. after a minute of hyperventilating, i realized that they were just raccoons. i blinked a few times, decided that i didn’t care enough to get my mom, turned the flashlight off, laid back down, and let them mess with me. at some point i fell back asleep.
